oliviapopefandom:

Scandal Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1mC7vdK
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regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

thecutestofthecute:

blueberryfoxcake:

This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!

"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"

thatprocrastinatingjean:

thatprocrastinatingjean:

jill-from-the-starz:

thatprocrastinatingjean:

jill-from-the-starz:

thatprocrastinatingjean:

when you draw a good hand

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when you draw TWO good hands

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What about if you draw a good FOOT?

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TWO GOOD FEET, AND HANDS. SHOW ME THAT.

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someone’s gotta document this shit