crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.
lunaeb:

If you say you don’t need this on your blog, you are lying.
robinshoots:

@myharto shoot today featuring the up-for-adoption puppies of @glendalehumanesociety #hannahhart #puppies #cuteoverload you guys weren’t even ready for this were you?

Eugenia Loli

mamrie:

HERE IT TIS! The first episode of HeyUSA~

Grace and I are traveling all summer so subscribe and watch us every Tues, Wed, and Thurs! Then you’ll get to binge watch at the end of the summer with even bigger episodes!