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mpdrolet:

From Intrusive Thoughts
Nadia Lee Cohen
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totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
katuriankaturiankaturian:

I Can’t believe we did it guys. I love you so much!  @docdanger @peterbro33 @citiznshane @igorkropotov @brycejmcguire @anniebjewell @rebeccawherrera @davidferino @chillamson @jocelcolossal @cwmurray81 and Negin!!!  And thank you @dirtytucson For this beautiful picture. Lacey, wave goodbye, baby.
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